21 June 2015

Cuckoo Clocks

I see that it's nearly three years since I last posted here, and a quick check suggests I've been to 27 countries, several of them twice, and published on most of them.

Blogs, it seems, have had their day already (they never really had it at all, with me). It's all about social media and 140 characters or a quick pic and a caption these days.

But I just wanted to remark on the importance of charm in getting through airports. In some countries it's what you say (especially if you're trying a local language), in some it's how you dress, and in others it's what you've bought. At Frankfurt it seems to be the latter.

I was worried at check-in that my carry-on luggage was now too much, as it included two cuckoo clocks. But mentioning that they were cuckoo clocks (Kuckucksuhr) produced smiles. 'Take them on board--the crew will find somewhere to stow them.' Thank you Lufthansa.

While undressing and dismantling for the x-ray I was asked, 'What's in those boxes?' 'Kuckucksuhren.' All smiles.

At the other side I waited some time for the boxes to come through, but I could hear the staff joking about it with each other and see them looking at the screens. 'Don't they have cuckoo clocks in Canada?'

But I was selected for a random test and marched off with one of my boxes while they checked for any trace of explosives. 'Kuckucksuhren,' I said. Everyone smiled, and the test was over in moments.
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